That's the oldest scam in the world.

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve