This picture taken and submitted by a plumber who thinks the crack thing is an unfair streotype.
Don't look so sad. Crack a smile!
When your ass is touching the bench, it's no longer plumber's crack.
The poor grammar doesn't matter since the crack dealer's illiterate.
Crack heads don't have time for the subtlety. They only have time for one thing. Crack.
So, maybe not a problem with the phone then.