Jon after way too much whiskey...mmmmhhmmmmm!!!
He drank a metric fuck ton of whiskey and passed out with his Bubba Keg still in his grasp. That my friend is a true drinker.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.



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Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.