The Norris is crying real tears! It's a miracle! « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture December 18, 2005 Recommended Comments () Picture "This is Chuck Norris' house in the Bahamas." It's apparently in stealth mode - you can't see any of his missile silos or machine gun nests. Picture If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why did he make Sidekicks? Picture The Chuck Norris phenomenon isn't new. Picture "A recent poll discovered 93% of women think about Chuck Norris during sex. A similar poll discovered Chuck Norris thinks about Chuck Norris 100% of the time during sex." Picture Chuck Norris' chest hair is actually steel wool. Picture The real Chuck Norris wouldn't carry a fanny pack, he's an impostor! Comments ()
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