When you've been partying for 37 years you pick up a thing or two. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Tanner Tompkins on March 26, 2009 See More spring break motorcycles cooler veteran Recommended Comments () Picture A cooler you can ride around on. Is the Cruzin' Cooler the greatest invention of the past 25 years? Before you answer, notice that it comes with a sidecar for your dog. Picture Partying in the water means never having to hide your boner. Picture Fortunes are supposed to be a pick-me-up, not try to pick you up. Picture "We locked him out on the balcony for pissing his pants on our couch. When he woke up in a drunkin stupor he used the cooler as a battering ram to get back in." Picture When you can't get laid, at least you can look like it Picture You know you've been sticking your hands in horse vagina too long when you can be this nonchalant about it. Comments ()
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