I was having sex with my girlfriend with the movie gladiator playing quietly in the background. She finished right before the epic scene which prompted me to raise my arms and yell "ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?"
Slumdog Nashville is a calfskin wrapped beltbuckle rockin' the crucifix made in India for $54.00
For sale at the Charlie Daniels Museum in Nashville, Tn.
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