The new excutive way of traveling

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip