I don't need your charity blowjob, this is just a slump.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

How do you show your work?

From Billy Skebba

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"

You should see how she hails a cab.