untrustworthy condom

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

I know we've already posted a picture of this girl before, but here she is again from a fresh new angle. (See related info below).

From WheredMyMindGo

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor