My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Spell Check
Trying to order food when you can't spell isn't an issue when you have spell check. Thanks spell check for showing me how to spell vinegar.
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Cat Photobombs Sexy Pic
The kitty makes this picture suitable for children.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
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Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
