I worked at a prison as a corrections officer (prison guard) and there was a particular inmate there who always complained about everything. For three months I endured his rants on how the lights were too bright, the rooms too hot, the blankets too scratchy, and so on. Obviously this is prison and no one gets luxury accommodations. I reached the end of my rope one morning... Read More »
Nothing abnormal.
Just a giant red bird walking around downtown Seattle.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Cute Girl Internet Browsers
"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.




Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
And that's why you always leave a note
Siri, what is the temperature... because I just got burned!
Pfft I listened to polka covers of arena rock before it was cool
Forever a zone
The other side of Adele's story
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.