And from that golden shower she arose - beautiful, empowered, and covered in urine.

Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.

At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.

This family trip is about to get awkward.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.

You should see how she hails a cab.