A segway just didn't say "please don't respect me" enough, so they got a cheaper knockoff. « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Dillon O'Kelley on April 2, 2009 See More police lazy cop knock off lapd Segways More By Dillon O'Kelley View Profile So I guess I'll just stay outside then... Durka durka durka jihad durka. He split the arrow in twade! Recommended Comments () Picture Yeah this works great now, but what about when the criminals get segways? Picture "Luckily, I was able to outrun the cops by stepping up on the curb." Picture It says it on both sides, the cop's just illiterate. Picture I'm going to let you off with a warning and a novelty photograph this time, but don't let me catch you again. Picture He also bought the attachment that shakes the drops off for him after. Picture You don't need a cartoon character to sell knock-off Cookie Crisp. It's cookies for breakfast, that's all you need to say. Comments ()