Which came first...girls licking cleavage or girls making out?

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.