If a dog with one cigarette is funny, then...
This painting would be garbage if that cat weren't smoking a cigarette.
In the '70s, you picked up women by blowing cigarette smoke in their face. They loved it.
"On a box of cigarettes I bought in Canada."
"Hm, that's strange."
When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way from your first cigarette to your last dyin' day.