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When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve