My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
Obama is trying to get everyone to like him
Just logged into facebook today and got that notification. It did turn out to be an april fools joke but still......
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Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
How Do You Study For Finals
At least his textbook won't suffer water damage. It's still in the plastic wrap.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
