Beware of headcrab attacks

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young