"My dad, brother and I go to Cancun and this is the bathing suit my dad brings."
I want to do this to friends every time I see a stupid status update.
My dad is cooler than your dad...
"A kid got this for his dad, who as you can see is a diabetic."
I know this is a bad time, but do you have the $5 you owe me?
I learned it from you, dad!