If a twosome is sex with two people, and a threesome is sex with three people, then now I know why I keep getting called handsome
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The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
