By wearing those shirts they're only making guys want them infinitely more.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

Once she reaches the top she has to defeat Miley Cyrus in a fist fight.

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.

Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.

"Browser? I hardly even know her--and even if I did, who would be interested in a person who made that joke?"