Hello

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet