I bet he got made fun of in Squid Elemenary School

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.