NOT NOW LOLCAT!!!!

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.