Redneck cruise ... complete with hot tub on deck.
"Hot Tub Construction Machine" just doesn't have the same ring to it.
This is why I need a hot tub and a harem of willing girls.
You think that's silly? You can't even see the hot tub he's in.
If you close your eyes and have never been in a hot tub, you can hardly tell the difference.
Guido Jesus cleans up at the Shore. He practically turned the hot tub water into wine.