I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of sperm suddenly cried out in terror.
We killed our teacher's husband in front of her eyes just for this picture!
But it's still dad's fault for throwing her into the car.
"We made her stand in front of him just for this picture."
Dad was pissed. He must not like chocolate.
"The hole of the toilet is in the front, so the shit just sits there."