Everything seems to be in order.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, think it.

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal