An easy way to fix a chair and make sure you don't have to get up for beer.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Pure sadness, stuffed in a bunny suit, stuffed in a swing.

From Imgur

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore