You should see what the ham was delivered in.

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You can keep the 30 cents.

From otiose321

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts