Picture "That bow tie isn't part of the standard by the book uniform. You're gonna have to come with us sir."
Picture "My hallmate had been growing his hair out since last june. Once we found out he needed to get it cut for a job interview, we talked him into letting us do this first."
Picture That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there.
Picture At the Minnesota State Fair, the question isn't whether you're going to see a mullet, but how epic it's going to be.