The other day, I was showing my mother some pictures on my laptop. Now, I like to use a wireless mouse with my notebook because the touchpad drives me nuts sometimes. As I shifted through the photos with the mouse on my knee, my mother apparently couldn't put two and two together and she asked how I was working the laptop without touching it. I told her it was mind-control.
Strange Meat
This is what really happens to a penis after a male to female sex change.
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Tricky Bathroom Signs
The mix-up always ends up working in favor of the guys.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Hot Girl Does Math in Her Underpants
Just like in that dream her creepy classmate always has.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
