When the kindergartners refused to come in after recess the national guard had to be called in....

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3