Look honey, all I meant was that if your mother dies within the next two weeks it'll mean huge savings. What's wrong with that?

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

You know, in the time it took you to draw this, you could have taken out the trash.

From Percipere

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109