College at its best...not even your girlfriend is safe here...

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost