My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
unicorn vomit
this handout was boring, we spent so much class time on it i scribbled four different colors on it
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Insanely Flexible Pool Player
Using the bridge just seemed too easy.
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Classy Girls And Icicles
They're the two most popular girls in school.
I Heart The Color Blind
Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.
Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
