Nice Cocks are next door

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

Have you ever been hypnotized?

From Hotwir3

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost

Her net is just nerdy guys who have accepted the fact that being fallen on is the only way they'll ever make contact.

From fotodahora

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe