I used to work for a chinese computer company that no longer exists; one Christmas Eve a man comes into the store right as we are closing and counting money and insists that we start up the Point of Sale system again and sell him the video card he reserved online. We tell him that the computers have been shut down and all the transactions of the day batched and sent to the... Read More »
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Couple Takes Bathroom Mirror Pic
They have an "open that door--you better not be doing what I think you are in there" relationship.
Math Machine Doodle
How do you show your work?
Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
You're Using The Toilet Brush Wrong
It makes a great back scratcher though.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
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The transformation is almost complete.




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Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
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Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.