"He's got brown hair. Freckly. Likes Hot Pockets." « » View Original Size × Share Tumblr Facebook Twitter Reddit Stumble Upon Email Embed × Share with friend Your Name Your Email Friends' Emails (Separate multiple addresses with commas) Send Submit a Picture From Eli on April 29, 2009 See More lost found child post More By Eli View Profile cocain off only one hooker's ass a night.. check "JESSICA MUST GET OFF THE LAPTOP HER FATHER BOUGHT HER!!!!!" - Best Dad Ever keep em close Recommended Comments () Picture He's got his flippy-floppies... Picture Hide your kids, hide your hot pockets Picture Who needs pockets when you've got a beard? Heck, who needs pants? (he's holding sunglasses, glasses, a pen, a pencil, a screwdriver, keys, a comb, ipod headphones, tweezers, and nail clippers) Picture Lady Gaga Picture Who likes hot girls??!?! Picture Best part about not being able to cook -- ice cold Hot Pockets. Comments ()