If my calculations are correct, this dude hasn't been laid since 1985.
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Girl is Super Excited About Her Headphones
Who knew "Sounds of the Rainforest" could bring so much joy.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Nipple Wizard
"You're a wizard, hairy."
Hooters Girls Don't "Do" Evil
Except for that guy Rick they all dated, he was the worst.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Yoga pants so tight, they've become a part of her.
Wow, I guess having 5 blades does make a difference.
"Things Stoners Haven't Turned into Bongs" -- The Shortest Book in the World
Journalists finally revealing some hard-to-face truths
Kate Upton blocks shot of a beautiful sunset
Roommate Contract: (1) I will make your life a living hell.
Ways to meet women if you're tired of being normal.
Fixed it!
The kind of sports you can expect to see on ESPN17
Oh good, my package came. I've got a big night ahead of me.
