Abraham Lincoln between my thighs...
I sat on a hot penny getting in my car !! I was unaware change could do that to you !
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Little Girl Worried About Mommy
Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
Woman Uses Butt to Grip Subway Pole
You should see how she hails a cab.
Goth Kids With Santa
They're slowly killing him by sucking all the joy away.
Facebook Abortion
Looks like she's found a new workout for weight loss.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Spending your Valentine's Day on the internet? This will make everything better.
Thoughts on Valentine's Day from people who are paid to be cynical bastards.
The 3D makes this movie look real...ly sucky
Your pet says a lot about you. But then, you have a gossipy parrot.
Guys try to surf without water, and somehow succeed.
Ice T is good, but this time of year it's all about CoCo
Yeah! And why did Microsoft make Bing when they can just use Google?
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
