shit she's hot! no these aren't beer goggles! they're prescription!

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Oh, children are sharks. This explains a lot.

From allenizabeth

Sings about "Someone Like You," won't say who "You" is.

From therealscumbagsteve

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

As long as she doesn't try to dance, it's wildly attractive.

From oldghost