To be fair, most places don't give you a warning.

The nature walk from Hell.

From whatsthedillpickle

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

They decided to scrap his art career and sell it for parts.

From caiterhe

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts