My boyfriend's very quiet during sex even before he orgasms, so lately I've asked him to say something before he cums. After much deliberation he's decided on "BAZINGA!"...
You wouldn't be smiling if you saw what was under the shirt. Think hot white sweaty flesh mixed with remnants of Cheetos dust.
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