SWINE FLU!!!

Searching for inner his inner chillness since his parents "finally got off of his back about graduating."

From tastefullyoffensive

He has her tweeting out of the palm of his hand.

From Food Network Humor

I'd be a lot less offended if it were listed as "hard." I can never remember which way the pointy things go.

From David Young

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

Well, yes and no--mostly shut up.

From memewhore

You don't have to answer, your smile says it all.