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He had to change his Twitter handle to @reputationdestr0yed.

From King of Pith

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

But what if the desk was actually mahogany?

From alwaystheherooftimerealornotreal

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

1 Person Strong for a Dislike Button That Inexplicably Transforms into Someone That Wants to Hang Out When I Click on It.

Even if you could, you'd just get hair on your palms.

From goodatinternet