The safe alternative to sitting around in a dark basement eating junk food and getting high.

Real estate prices in the neighborhood just skyrocketed.

May or may not cause severe rash all over your entire body.

They're the two most popular girls in school.

Apparently she couldn't find it at Best Buy.

From Tatyana Washington

Dad used to be so fun. Apparently Mom still thinks he is.

Unfortunately he's also color blind, so the joke's on him.