Picture That's no mechanical bull! That's Rodney, the after-hours janitor, just lying under the saddle. He pretty much does it every Ladies Night.
Picture Right now they're a little shy because 10 dudes are staring at them. Wait 'til they get behind closed doors, that's when the real action goes down. I'm talking tongue boys!
Picture Girls don't know how to kiss. You are supposed to open your mouth as wide as you can and go "AHHHLAAHHHHLAAAA" but without actually making noise.
Picture "This one has a secret compartment in the back. You cant see in it from this angle, but its big enough for three 1.75s of Heaven Hill Vodka." As if your cardboard bar is going to fool anyone into thinking you don't have alcohol.