You just got served.

Run, Shadowfax! Show us the meaning of haste!

From wastetheday

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

The score about boobs and looking at them.

From thesleeplesssleeps

There's no dog in this one--they cut all of Billy Bob Thornton's scenes.

From xxlittlethoughts