"OMG I look like a skank!" "I know right!"

I like to imagine he's singing.

From bassman109

When you said you could make your foot touch your head I thought you meant something else.

From ExtraDip

Yo dawg, I heard you like talking about me.

From absolutelymadness

She gets her pants from the same place as The Incredible Hulk. Nothing can burst through these things.

From bowhunter6274

It is, however, a great way to remove yourself as someone's friend.

If art degree remains valuable for more than four hours, call a doctor immediately.

From caedis