A couple of months ago my boyfriend wanted to have sex but I was tired, so I closed my legs and said, "You shall not pass." Last night at dinner my hand was moving over his leg and moved to his crotch. He grabbed my wrist and said, "One does not simply walk into Mordor." Touche, David, touche.
This is what happens when kids get bullied. They get weird.
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Little Girl Smash
"Next time don't interrupt my nap, Mom."
Nudity Is Required In All Pools
This family trip is about to get awkward.
The Ideal Woman
Her shirt is actually made of beef jerky.
Lindsay Lohan Inspires Kid to Find Himself
Leave that thing a-Lohan.
Epic Nerd Photobombs Hot Girl
She hasn't been seen since.
Old Steve Jobs Reads Biography Of Himself
The transformation is almost complete.
Valentine's Day was simpler back then. And creepier.
Hey! Get your real world out of my internet!
These guys are getting called out by the reeferee.
Scarlett Johansson in a bikini -- I'd try to describe it but something would get lost in translation
"mirror... MIRROR!" - The Joker, also this guy.
This guy is #1
Hot athletic girls working a pole
Put that English degree to work over-analyzing beloved children's entertainment.
A good resource if you base you fantasy football team on great hair.
